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A helicopter was flying around above Seattle when an electrical malfunction disabled all of the aircraft's electronic navigation and communications equipment. Due to the weather, the pilot could not determine the helicopter's position or course to steer to the airport. The pilot saw a tall building and flew toward it. He asked the co-pilot to draw a sign, "Where are we?" When they approached the building, the co-pilot held it up to the window. There was some commotion in the building, then someone drew a large sign back and held it up to the office window. The sign read, "You are in a helicopter." The pilot smiled, then steered directly to the airport, and landed safely. After they were on the ground, the co-pilot asked the pilot how the sign helped determine their position. The pilot responded, "Well, I knew that had to be the Microsoft Technical Support Office." Random joke in this category
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